"Yo, Misato" came the ominous greeting of Shinji, as he entered the classroom, Rei tagging behind. "You're looking foxy today, baby."

He gripped Misato's Buttocks.

"Hey!" said Rei, pulling Shinji off. "You jerk!"

Misato spun around, a cheeky grin pursed into her lips. "Sit down, Shinji" she teased. Shinji strode to his seat at the bach of the room, his baggy pants held up well below his hips, his hands in his thick baggy jacket pockets. He sat down, leant back and readjusted his baseball cap so it faced backwards. He whipped of his black sunglasses, shoved them in his pocket then swung forward and rested his elbows on the graffitied desk.

Rei stood behind him, wrapping her arms around his body. She wore a short leather miniskirt, her ripped black stockings running up her smooth thighs. A thick leather jacket could not hide her bulging breasts as she pressed them up against the back of Shinji's head. Her face was pierced in just about every imaginable place, and her blue gelled hair stuck straight up in every direction.

"Let me give you a kiss, Shinji" she wooed. "You must be so tired after defeating the 47^th Angel."

"Piece of cake, babe" Shinji replied, "Though I do feel a bit tired. It's hard being the only kid in the world battling Angels all the time. A dude needs a little relaxation."

He swung around, pashing it out with Rei.

"Shinji!" came the harsh voice if Misato. "How many rimes do I have to tell you. Save it for outside the classroom. You too Rei."

They immediately stopped, and Rei disappointedly returned to her seat.

"Good. Now lets begin today's class."

Misato turned around, and began writing equations on the board. As she reached for the top of the board, her short skirt rose slowly upwards, revealing a tinge of her buttocks. A round of woof-whistles echoed throughout the classroom. Misato quickly readjusted her skirt and continued the lesson.

Asuka, ever quiet and hard working, was interrupted with a scrunched up piece of paper hitting her in the back of the head. Ignoring it, she continued working. Again she was hit in the back of the head. She turned around to see Rei scrunching up another piece of paper for another throw.

"Quit it" whispered Asuka, a serious look etched onto her plain, dull face.

"What was that, bitch?" yelled Rei. "Did you tell me to 'quit it'. You're going down, whore!"

Rei lunged at Asuka. Asuka launched her feet into Rei's mid-section, and flipped her across the room. Rei thumped against the wall. She quickly got up, blood dripping from her nose onto the floor.

"You'll pay for that, slut."

Asuka readied herself for another charge from Rei, but was grabbed and held from behind by Shinji.

"Don't hurt my girl, bitch."

Rei then launched punch after punch into Asuka's mid-section, until she coughed up blood all over the floor. The fight was broken up by Misato, who pulled them away from each other.

"That's it!" Misato shouted. "All three of you to Ritsuko's office, now!."

Silently, the three filed out into the corridor. As soon as the door was shut, punching and kicking erupted, echoing down the corridor.

"Oh well" said Misato, wiping the sweat from her forehead. "Just another normal start to a normal day in class."